Bengang! Sedih Dengan Lawyer Melayu Semalam...

Assalamualaikum... dan selamat sejahtera semua...

ari ni ari Rabu, semalam, ari Selasa.. so beginilah ceritanya....

semalam pagi  dalam kul 8 pagi aku wat la survey gune Nuffnag just nak tau pendapat readers tentang current punishment tok perogol kanak-kanak.. survey gune internet memang mudah, xyah jumpe orng just klu berminat dorang click... tapi cerita survey care manual.... ada kala seronok dan berpuat hati dan adakala sedih bercampur bengang...

alkisahnye, kul 930 pagi semalam, aku, symuzzamir, shaukimaravilla dan dutafareast berangkatlah kami ke MAHKAMAH SHAH ALAM, tok buat survey tentang isu yg kami usulkan ni kat lawyer... mula sampai memang gerun r.. semua muka macam tension je pastu jalan mendabit dada dan pantas (terpikir aku adakah andai rezeki aku menjadi lawyer, beginikah aku nanti???).. so first kami bahagi kepada dua, so aku ngan faiz dan lagi satu group, symuzz ngan shaukimara...

kisah aku ngan faiz, kami cari la merata tempat, tetibe idea mari, kak kat mane cafetaria... yela kat situ mesti ramai lawyer yg sedang berehat sambil makan... sampai je memang ramai gile... so ini hasil tinjauan kami. (bukan menghina atau bersikap racist, just be professional.. woot woot)

1st, yg malay makan sambil gelak ketawa dan bersembang, yg bangsa lain, menelaah paper sambil breakfast dan berbincang tentang case yg dikendalikan.... (no wonder symuzz tidak dilayan tok survey.. huhu sian)..

2nd kami mula langkah kat 3 orng lawyer ni yang sedang breakfast, 1 indian (lelaki maybe die senior lawyer) 2 malay (wanita, dan masih chambering).. sampai sini.. aku mcm bese, excuse me, sya blabklbalablaabla nak wat survey boleh... jawab lawyer india ni " yes2 please take a seat" suke sebentar aku...maka survey pun dijalankan, sambil die tanda die bagi pandangan die, dan pendapat die... memang kagum aku, so professional dan senang hati bersama no wonder firm dorang maju... termasuk la 2 wanita melayu tu tadi... memang fun and easy dengan mereka...

3nd jumpa plak 3 orang lawyer melayu yg sedang breakfast, (2 wanita dan seorang lelaki), ok sampai kat dorang, macam bese kenal diri, so dorang pun tanda la survey dan siap mempersoalkan apa soalan kami nih dan complain pasal bahasa ingeris kami (fyi itu ayat prof madya ok!, ko faham ke tak!) pastu boleh plah MENGANJING soalan kami.. (WTF) bajet gile lawyer nih!..

kesimpulannye.. bese lawyer melayu dan bangsa lain, 1st melayu dalam cite nih suke buang mase huha sane-huha sini, yg lawyer bangsa lain, even sambil makan dan gelak ketawa still ada input yg menambah pengetahuan ie newspaper. 2nd lawyer melayu dalam cite ni x professional ada die ajak have a seat, with smile yes can i help you,, ADA? ADA?, berebza ngan lawyer india dalam cite nih, dengan senyum have a seat, YES YES.. barula professional skit. 3rd lawyer melayu dalam cite ni MENGANJING, argue dan ketawa ngan soalan survey tersebut sedangkan lawyer india dalam cerita ni bagi pendapat dengan professional even ada mistake tentang solan tersebut, die tak ketawa tetapi die betulkan dan bagi cadangan.. wah so relief with them,.. 

So the conclusion is... IF aku berjaya jadi lawyer dan tak dapat wat chambering kat AG akan ku cari firm bangsa asing, biarlah orang kate dorang ni tak layan bangsa melayu ke tetapi ilmu dorang sgt professional dan cara mereka interaksi itulah yg penting sebagai lawyer... no wonder their firm is well establish...

(p/s: ayat yang aku gune "lawyer Melayu Dalam Cerita ini" hanya mereka yg aku wat survey bukan semua, mungkin ade lawyer melayu yg professional (ADAKE??) so klu anda yg jadi lawyer tolong la jadi macam lawyer india dalam cite nih, klu xnak wat survey just said sorry or wave your hand said no.. but please respect people jgn pk u dah jadi lawyer u dah berjaye dan please jgn la bongkak ngan pekataan LAWYER tu nanti makan diri, kang tak pasal2 kene tangkap macam kes baru2 nih, LAWYER the liar... so korang pk la sendiri... IM REALLY BENGANG WITH THAT LAWYER!)

Hakikat Sebenar Lagu Cee Lo Green. Forget You (FUCK YOU)!

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Assalamualaikum..

today just nak share skit r opinion aku tentang lagu yg popular mase perform kat Grammy ari tu n makin popular kat Malaysia skang (sebenarnye dah lame lagu ni kat Fly FM)...

mungkin semua dah tau tajuk asal lagi ni ialah FUCK YOU, tapi oleh sebab nak dapatan pasaran umum terpaksa la die ditukar ke forget you.. (same gak r ngan lagu Lets Get Retarded tukar ke Lets Get Started by BEP, btul ke tajuk aku tulih nih.... klu slh ampun dipinta).. so actually lagu Cee Lo Green nih sebenarnye bukti tok luahan perasaan die tok aweks yg die minat nih... majority lagu ni die marah ngan aweks nih sebab minat kat laki lain hanya kerana WANG, so tok tunjuk kemarahan tuh slalu lah ulang FUCK YOU (yg dah ditukar forget you)... klu tgk klip video nya memang menarik...

antara lyrics die yg best ialah;

"Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,"

"I pity the fool that falls in love with you (oh shit she’s a gold digger)"

"I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,"

(perbandingan Xbox ngan Atari ialah... Xbox latest game console while ATARI console game yg lame masa zaman kegemilangan PACMAN.. heheh..)

Memang kreatif beliau nih... RESPECT BRO!

(p/s: adakah wanita zaman skang mcm nih? Pikir-pikirkan dan selamat beramal! hehe)

so here the full lyrics..

Cee Lo Green – Forget You Lyrics

I see you driving ’round town

With the girl i love and i’m like,

Fuck you!

Oo, oo, ooo

I guess the change in my pocket

Wasn’t enough i’m like,

Fuck you!

And fuck her too!

I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya

Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)

And although there’s pain in my chest

I still wish you the best with a…

Fuck you!

Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah i’m sorry, i can’t afford a ferrari,

But that don’t mean i can’t get you there.

I guess he’s an xbox and i’m more atari,

But the way you play your game ain’t fair.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you

(oh shit she’s a gold digger)

Well

(just thought you should know nigga)

Ooooooh

I’ve got some news for you

Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

Now i know, that i had to borrow,

Beg and steal and lie and cheat.

Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.

‘Cause being in love with you ass ain’t cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you

(oh shit she’s a gold digger)

Well

(just thought you should know nigga)

Ooooooh

I’ve got some news for you

Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

Now baby, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to tell my mamma but she told me

“this is one for your dad”

(your dad, your dad, your dad)

Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!

Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!

I still love you. Oooh!